"Always tell the truth; then you don't have to remember anything. " |
"We are always too busy for our children; we never give them the time or interest they deserve. We lavish gifts upon them; but the most
precious gift, our personal association, which means so much to them, we give grudgingly." |
"Anyone who can only think of one way to spell a word obviously lacks imagination." |
"Heaven for climate. Hell for company." |
"The man who does not read books has no advantage over the man that can not read them." |
"Love your enemy, it will scare the hell out of them." |
"It is best to keep your mouth shut and be presumed ignorant than to open it and remove all doubt." |
"Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person." |
"It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races." |
"When people do not respect us we are sharply offended; yet deep down in his private heart no man much respects himself." |
"I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. " |
If there are no cigars in Heaven, I shall not go. |
"I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position." |
"When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear. " |
"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not." |
"Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it." |
"Don't let school interfere with your education." |
"Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform. " |
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man." |
"If God had meant for us to be naked, we'd have been born that way." |
"Golf is a good walk spoiled." |
"A good lie will have travled half way around the world while the truth is putting on her boots." |
"Always tell the truth; then you don't have to remember anything. " |
"When in doubt, tell the truth. " |
-Mark Twain |